Smash News


New in the store:
SHOES FOR ADULTS,
MADE BY ADULTS!

As if having an entire store of sweat-shop free apparel wasn't enough, SMASH is rolling out one of the world's only sweat-shop free shoes: the No Sweat low-top. And at only $40, you won't have to starve to death supporting workers who aren't starving to death (zing!).

Sure, some people get a sense of comfort from 8 year old Malaysians putting their kicks together, but for those of you who may wanna contribute something to the world of fair trade, drop by and grab a pair.

Check out more about
No Sweat by going to:
www.nosweatapparel.com

New in the store and online: ORGANIC COTTON

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Is trading in your Chevy Yukon for a Smart Car a little TOO green for you? Well maybe just start with some SMASH organic t-shirts, and then move onto ploughing down all of your trees to make way for an electricity-generating windmill.

Still made by American Apparel and still only $18 (plus tax), you'll have money left over afterward to feed that gas-guzzling Yukon! Unless you only HAVE $18 (plus tax), then you'll hafta push that monster all the way back home .... come to think of it: if you've only got $18 (plus tax), why is your last purchase a t-shirt? Man, you need to re-evaluate your life.

SMASH'S DANCE PARTY USA 4 IS COMING

THEME: THE FUTURE

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Hey Dance Addicts Anonymous members! SMASH's Dance Party USA .... uh, party .... is coming to the Vaudeville Mews again Saturday, June 7th. So make sure your pants are securely connected to your person,'cause if they aren't, you may dance them right off!

The theme of this Dance Party is THE FUTURE. So dress accordingly. We're thinking hovering Dalorians, Jetson cars, Jenna Bush for President 2042 ... you get the idea.

More details are coming soon.

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