November 7th, 2008 | Issue 15 | Not Everything in Iowa is flat...pants!!!


SOME NEW SMASH STUFF YOU MAY ENJOY ...

No Coast: $18
buy online

Navy on lemon t-shirt.
Our region finally has a name the hip-hop world can embrace. We just hope none of us get shot in a battle over who has superior flow.

Not Everything in Iowa is Flat (pants): $37
buy online

White on black.
Back for the first time since 2006, the "Not Everything In Iowa Is Flat" pants! So turn around, stick it out, even white boys got to shout: "baby got back."

El General Blazer: $85*
**store only**

*For best results, wear this blazer without a shirt underneath.

Turbines Lightweight Zip Hoodie: $45
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Black on organic cotton zip jacket.
A tribute to renewable energy on an organic jacket.

Smoking Mittens: $25
**store only**

Do smokers deserve to be in the cold? Yes. But should they be miserable while they're out there? Of course not. So, now that Iowa's no smoking law is in place, keep those fingers toasty while you feed the nicotine beast.

The Terrorist Tea Pot: $32
**store only**

Don't try to find this tea pot in Gong Fu Tea. They had it for a while, but it attacked the other tea pots and was banished to SMASH.

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