SAVE AMERICA, SPEND MORE MONEY!!!

As you may have noticed, the US is in a pretty tough spot right now. For years, companies and individuals were spending money recklessly, which has put us in a real financial pickle. The only solution our leaders have come up with: SPEND MORE MONEY RECKLESSLY! It's not digging a deeper hole if you're digging up.

So, you too can be a hero this Christmas by spending money. And what better place to spend your money than SMASH? Below is just a sample of the products you will find in the store and online, so don't think, just spend, and our government will handle hiding under the pile of coats until this whole thing blows over.

Turbines Lightweight Zip Hoodie: $45 in store and online	Asphalt Hoodie: $59 in store and online	Green Hoodie: $59 in store and online	Metro Lightweight Hoodie: $35 in store and online

HOLIDAY ORDERING INFORMATION: If orders are received by December 15th, you should definitely receive your swag before the 25th AND if you order before the 17th, it is likely that it will get to you on time BUT if you order after the 17th, it is a total free-for-all and YOU BETTER know someone at the post office, otherwise no one is going to be happy with you this holiday season!

DES MOINES: LET US EXCEED YOUR ALREADY LOW EXPECTATIONS: $18 in store and online	DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTER: $18 in store and online	IOWA: WAVE NEXT TIME YOU FLY OVER: $18 in store and online	MUSIC IS MY BOYFRIEND: $28 in store and online

Slang Flash Cards: $15 *in store only* Did Grandma look confused last year when you asked her why she was "all up in yo' grille"? Well, fear not, with the SLANG FLASH CARDS, any of your un-streetwise relatives or friends can bone up on the young folk talk of present day. Now your grandma can get in the game, and tell you "stop straight trippin' and finish mo-futtin' Turkey leg".

Gift Boxes: FREE *in store only* SMASH finally has gift boxes! It's almost like it's taken 3 years to turn into a real clothing store! If you're buying a gift in the store, be sure to ask for a box, or if you've already bought a gift this year and want to come back for a box, you can do that too. Or if you wasted your money at Hollister and want to add a little value to the present, just put that Hollister shirt in a SMASH GIFT BOX.