ORDER ONLINE BY WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 17th!

If you want your online orders to get to you by that little Christian holiday coming up at the end of December, you need to order by December 17th. If you order after that date and want it by Christmas, you better be pretty good friends with someone at the post office.

You can always come into the store and buy your merch in person (not to mention ogle the good-looking folks who work at SMASH), we're open until 4pm on Christmas Eve.

To buy online, just go to www.thesmashsite.com.

THE OTHER CITIES IN IOWA DESIGN COMPETITION

As you probably know, we at SMASH not only have the Des Moines t-shirt market cornered, we've got it on the ground, exhausted, briefly pausing while we climb to the ropes and prepare a flying elbow.

But what about all those other cities in our great state? WE'VE GOT NOTHIN'!

So we're reaching out to you: the general public. The same people who came up with mob mentality and the election of George W Bush.

If you have a good design idea for another Iowa city, you can submit it online and collect $150 if we pick it. That's right: $150! But you better hurry, since at the rate the economy is plummeting, that will only be worth $3.65 by February.

To submit ideas or to read the rules, just click here.

DANCE PARTY USA: NEW YEAR'S EVE

Sure, paying $50 to hang out in a hotel lobby for New Year's Eve is fun, but wouldn't you rather go to a New Year's Eve party that doesn't blow goats?

SMASH TO THE RESCUE!

Dance Party USA has returned and is making its first New Year's Eve appearance. As always, the dudes from Flatform will be spinning the tunes and providing the visuals, while Amedeo just relaxes at the bar and pumps out the vibe.

New Year's Eve
The Vaudeville Mews on 4th Street downtown
10pm till 2am (after party? wait and find out)

SMASH co-founder mikeD at Dance Party USA 3