|March 26th, 2009 | Issue 22 | Sunglasses, Radio Moscow Listening Party, Van Holmberg's Art Opening, Garrett Tells You What To Do.|
These 80's throwbacks will surely throw your social life forward! (ironically enough) Don't be the only fool outside blinded by the sun this spring! Fashion truly meets function with the new line of sunglasses from Spitfire available at SMASH. $30 per pair.
NEW ALBUM: BRAIN CYCLES
SMASH is printing exclusive RADIO MOSCOW t-shirts ON DEMAND only at the listening party!
New art from Van will be up at SMASH with an open house on
SMASH TELLS YOU WHERE TO GO AND WHAT TO DO (AND WHAT TO WEAR, ROBOT!)
GARRETT C. SUGGESTS A SHOW AT THE MEWS.
For all you F^Ck!ng crybabies whining that there isn't anything to do in this town and never any places to dance, listen up. In April, The Vaudeville Mews features a group out of Portland, OR that will make you getoutcher seat and cutarug. Because their name makes Jen blush - she won't let me spell it out for you but trust me when you're grooving on the dance floor at the mews listening to these crazy A$$HOL3s thump beats and wail guitars on stage it'll feel like you're f#ckin% a star.
Thursday, April 16