NEW SHADES

These 80's throwbacks will surely throw your social life forward! (ironically enough) Don't be the only fool outside blinded by the sun this spring! Fashion truly meets function with the new line of sunglasses from Spitfire available at SMASH. $30 per pair.

RADIO MOSCOW

Listening Party

NEW ALBUM: BRAIN CYCLES

at SMASH
Friday, March 27th
6 PM to 9PM

SMASH is printing exclusive RADIO MOSCOW t-shirts ON DEMAND only at the listening party!

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Art Opening

Van Holmgren

New art from Van will be up at SMASH with an open house on

Saturday, April 4th
6 PM to 9PM

SMASH TELLS YOU WHERE TO GO AND WHAT TO DO (AND WHAT TO WEAR, ROBOT!)

GARRETT C. SUGGESTS A SHOW AT THE MEWS.

For all you F^Ck!ng crybabies whining that there isn't anything to do in this town and never any places to dance, listen up. In April, The Vaudeville Mews features a group out of Portland, OR that will make you getoutcher seat and cutarug. Because their name makes Jen blush - she won't let me spell it out for you but trust me when you're grooving on the dance floor at the mews listening to these crazy A$$HOL3s thump beats and wail guitars on stage it'll feel like you're f#ckin% a star.

Starf****r
W/ Kuroma + Man Of The Mountain

Thursday, April 16
10:00 pm All Ages $7

vaudevillemews.com