 mikeD PREDICTS THE FUTURE (WITH A T-SHIRT)
Back in January, we at SMASH came out with a shirt that said "Iowa: The California of the United States."
A lot of people scratched their heads and said, "Mike, that doesn't even make sense." And I would reply, "All will be revealed in a few months."
What you prols didn't know, but I did, was that Iowa's Supreme Court's in the pocket of the liberal-gay-commie agenda, and they were planning on legalizing gay marriage then filling this country's lefty newspapers with their rainbow propaganda.
Thus, I wasn't surprised when Maureen Dowd wrote this past Sunday: "California’s cool has been stolen by, of all places, Iowa." (whole editorial)
And our California shirt, months ahead of its time, now finally makes sense.
So you may ask, "Wise, mighty, Ivy League-educated Mike, what is next for our state and the nation?"
Oh, nothing big: there will just be a swarm of southern liberals streaming into Iowa before Obama pushes the old Confederacy into the Gulf of Mexico and puts it under the control of Cuba. Then your run of the mill outlawing of all firearms (even kids making guns out of their fingers), making the Statue of Liberty "gender neutral," and forcing everyone to hold hands with someone of the same sex for at least an hour a day to make us a less agressive nation.
- mikeD
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Ben Washburn is running for the 2009 Man of the Year Contest that will beneift the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
Each year individuals compete to become the new Man, Woman, or Celebrity of the year. To win, they must raise more money than everyone else running in their category. All money donated goes to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.
SMASH is printing "Ben Washburn: Hell Yes" t-shirts.
The kick-off party will be Friday, April 17th from 4 - 6 at SMASH.
Help Ben raise money here
Winners to be announced at the Grand Finale Gala on Saturday, May 30, 2009 at The Meadows in Altoona.
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