July 30th, 2008 | Issue 11 | THE BOSS IS GONE SALE | IOWA STATE FAIR


THE BOSS IS GONE SALE

After months of corresponding via email with the son of the deposed king of Nigeria, owner, mikeD suddenly has left town to visit and collect some of the money promised him. Mike will be gone for only a week but who knows, he and the prince have really hit it off well and have become regular pen pals. The prince emails us almost daily and mike has been sending him pictures of his family and occasionally some wire transfers to help him in these tough financial times.

That being said, we believe in good faith, that we will be catching a break as soon as Mike picks up some of this money so we are throwing a BOSS IS GONE sale on friday and saturday!

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