June 1st-ish, 2008 | Issue 9 | NEW DANCE SHIRT, DANCE PARTY USA, FRANK HANDSOME


 

THE NEW DANCE PARTY USA SHIRTS ARE ONLINE!

What does the future look like? An arid planet with tribes of people killing each other for dwindling resources? Possibly.

It could also look like a mint green t-shirt with metallic silver ink that says "DANCE IT OUT, BITCH".

This new shirt is available online for only $15, and will be in stores next Tuesday for $15 as well. As always, wearing your "DANCE IT OUT, BITCH" t-shirt will get you into DPUSA for free!

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THE FUTURE IS HERE!

The Jetsons? Star Trek? Hoverboards? Robots? A planet full of damned dirty apes? Only Flatform knows what the future holds. They recently zipped into the future to bring back some tunes from the late 21st Century for all you crazy kids to get down to.

So come dressed in all aluminum foil, come with your hoverboard, or in all spandex, or in a space helmet.... it doesn't matter what you do, as long as you show up and dance your pants off!

Saturday, June 7th. 10PM till 2AM. $5 at the door
(free admission with "DANCE IT OUT, BITCH" t-shirt).

FRANK HANDSOME AT SMASH

Frank Hansen's stuff has been hanging up here at the store since January, and is coming down soon, so don't
be a complete jackass and come check out his reception.

This is your opportunity to meet Frank, drink Natty Light, and enjoy crab caught in the Chesapeake Bay by
TJ Moberg himself (that last thing may not actually happen).

Saturday, June 14th. 5PM till 8PM at SMASH.

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