June 21st, 2008 | Issue 10 | FLOOD SHIRT | 1989 DODGE OMNI TURBO | GOOGLE TO SMASH


FLOOD!

Let's just say that if these 500 year floods keep coming every 15 years, we're really gonna hafta re-calculate how we measure these things.

SMASH came out unscathed, though we did work with arm floaties on just to be safe (we're not the strongest swimmers). If you made it through, celebrate with SMASH's FLOOD OF '08 shirt.

If you'd like to help the victims in Eastern Iowa and parts of Des Moines, though, you can purchase one of the IOWA FLOOD RELIEF 2008 shirts on thesmashsite.com. All of the proceeds for those shirts goes straight to Flood Relief efforts across the state.


1989 DODGE OMNI TURBO

When you think of SMASH, there are quite a few things that come to mind: 1) Pure excitement, 2) drop-dead-gorgeous good looks, and 3) four cylinders of pure power with a "fifth door" for ease of loading.

That's why we felt the perfect addition to our logo is the hottest car from the entire 1980s: The 1989 DODGE OMNI TURBO (that's right, a TURBO hatchback).

There are few things that will bring up the value of your chest than these 2 new shirts, so head down to the store or get online and buy! buy! buy!

Hatchback Pom | Hatchback Dijon

GOOGLE TO SMASH: YOU'RE #2

We're sure that if you're at work right now, you're probably really busy with important business like researching exactly WHICH photo of you that girl you made out with at Crush last Saturday tagged on Facebook. But when you get a minute, just Google the word "SMASH" and see what happens ...... WE'RE #2!

That's right, since the internet is the almighty power in the world, we are 1 step away from becoming the primary definition of the word SMASH. So step aside Oxford English Dictionary: from now on, when people say, "That movie was a smash hit", they'll really be saying, "That movie was a really-popular-clothing-store-in-Central-Iowa hit".

So what can you do to help us be #1? ..... We don't exactly know. But when we figure it out, we'll let you know.

*Google results may vary in certain areas.

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