May 7th, 2008 | Issue 8 | INSURANCE, WIKIPEDIA, AND DANCE DANCE DANCIN'


ONLY THE INSURED SURVIVE!

America's a dog-eat-dog kind of place .... or more like a dog-eat-uninsured-dog kind of place. If you're just one of the thousands of free-loaders (i.e. small business owners) the government has wisely left to fend for themselves, you not only know all of the Broadlawns staff-members by first name, you know where we're coming from with this shirt.

But I mean, the old saying does go: small business owners, the unecessary fat of an economy.

Printed on American Apparel Organic Cotton, it's online now and only $18!

So buy one before you die of a curable disease or Staph infection!

Buy Online


SMASH IS ON WIKIPEDIA

Some would say that it's not much of an accomplishment to appear in an "encyclopedia" whose content is totally driven by unqualified people, but those people can pound sand, because SMASH IS ON WIKIPEDIA!

But we need your help: in order to establish an aura of credibility on a semi-credible website, we need more people to add to the SMASH page on Wikipedia. So if you're a Wiki-phile, hop on and add your two cents
to the SMASH story. Help us gain credibility

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DANCE PARTY USA

If you haven't started stretching yet, you better get on it, because Dance Party USA 4 is almost here! Saturday night, June 7th at the Vaudeville Mews, SMASH is blowin' the doors off again!

The theme for this one is "THE FUTURE". So wear whatever you think the people in the future will be wearing (a "Jenna Bush for President 2032" t-shirt, maybe?). Roll up on your hover-board, bring your robot dog, or maybe just the cute Klingon girl at work you've had your eye on.

Whatever you chose, just get to the Dance Party and dance your face off!

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